Question
Why Can’t you tell when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Answer

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Because the “P” is silent, of course.

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The local cheese factory burned down and there was nothing left but debris (de brie).

A cheesy joke.

Question
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Answer

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Ten tickles (Tentacles)

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